“I hate banks…
I just can’t stand ’em.
Gimme a shovel & man I’ll plant ’em.
Six feet under thats where they belong…
I hate banks is the name of this song.
I think I’ll rob myself one or two…
Yeah I hate banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

Well…lend me a nickel & lend me a dime,
repossess my house any old time.
Financial institutions think they’re so high faluting…
Just a bunch of fruits in three piece suits,
trying to steal all my loot.
Things are smelling pretty rank,
We must be near a stinking bank.
Smells worse than Rockefellars feet,
Wall Street can eat my meat.

Yeah throw the moneylenders out of the temple;
I hate banks its just that simple.
Royal Crown Palm Ade Tin,
is a the best thing to keep your money in.
Mason jar is okay too,
if you see a bank well you know what to do.

Now, lemme tell you people something…
The only banks I like, well, I like Ernie Banks alright.
And I like the banks of the Mississippi River…
Yeah, and I like banks of fender twin reverb…
Electric guitar amplifiers behind me, raging on the stages…

Well,when I walk in they treat me like a dog;
want to hit them in the head with a doo-doo log.
Republicans, one and all…
Their talleywhackers are mighty small.
Stealing from the poor gonna give to the rich…
Wanna make the bank president twitch in a ditch.

Yeah, see that teller with the blue hair,
giving me the evil-eye stare.
Won’t cash my check don’t like my ID…
got the security guard after me.
If I was E. F. Sloane,
I’d say the Dow Jones can suck my bone.
Yeah.

Everybody say the three magic words!
I want you to help me say the words!
I want you to repeat after me!
I HATE BANKS!
Can’t stand ’em!
I HATE BANKS!
Don’t Like ’em!
I HATE BANKS!
Bunch of Foo-Foo’s!
I HATE BANKS!
Contrary like a big zit!

I hate banks…
I just can’t stand ’em.
Gimme a shovel & man I’ll plant ’em.
Six feet under thats where they belong…
I hate banks is the name of this song.
I think I’ll rob myself one or two…
Yeah I hate banks, yeah, how ’bout you?

Now lemme tell you something…
I’m not real fond of the PHONE COMPANY either!
You know?
Yeah, and I don’t like the cable TV company.
You know why I don’t like the cable TV company?
Cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky!
THEY don’t have to pay nuttin for it!
I just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes,
and get me one of them climb the pole and stick the thing in…
I ain’t gonna pay for it!
NOOOOO!!!!”” – Mojo Nixon